PITTSBURGH MUSIC WRITER AND PROFESSIONAL HUSTLER, WORKED HIS WAY UP STEALING STAPLERS AND TRYING TO HIT ON THE NEW GIRL AT THE WATER COOLER. MATT IS BACK FOR REVENGE WITH HIS ALL BLACK SUIT OF DEATH. 

OFFICE DJ, BREAK ROOM JANITOR

ALWAYS ON TIME, OFFICE BOOKIE,   EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, HEALTH ADVISOR, HAVEN'T USED A VACATION DAY IN OVER TEN YEARS.  #TGBG